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July 2, 2007
If you look very, very closely at the image of the veil you’ll see that the packaging shows an illustration of three women, one of whom is wearing the veil. The other two are laughing at her. One can’t help but wonder if she unknowingly donned a veil sprinkled with little plastic penises.
My only reservation about this ensemble is that it seems a bit matchy-matchy. Penis nametag, earrings, and veil? Somebody doesn’t know about Coco Chanel’s timeless maxim “Always take off one accessory before leaving the house.”
Of course, even if you did follow that you’d possibly still be sporting a penis-shaped nametag and penis-shaped earrings. Good advice only goes so far.
If you really, really need a penis-covered bachelorette party veil, this one is just $10.99 from Bachelorette’s Last Night Out.
Topics: Bachelorette Party |
August 17th, 2007 at 12:14 am
I call dibs on the earrings! Why would someone wear those earrings? I had a 6th grade teacher that collected earrings she had a huge collection, and for a month leading up to christmas break she wore a new pair everyday. Maybe I should send her a pair of these without a return address?