Maid of Honor Tiara and Necklace
July 16, 2007
According to some wedding etiquette site I found on the Internet, the Maid of Honor is tasked with the following wedding planning duties:
- Help the bride shop for her wedding dress
- Visit reception sites with the bride as a “second pair of eyes”
- Help the bride choose the wedding flowers and reception decorations
- Patiently discuss for the 18 gazillionth time whether peonies or tulips are more romantic
- Shop for the bridesmaid dresses
- Ensure that you are the only person who looks good in the color selected for the bridesmaid dresses
- Ensure the bridesmaid dresses are ordered well before the wedding
- Address wedding invitations
- Forego complaining about hand cramps acquired while addressing 280 invitations
- Help make wedding guest favors
- Purchase, address and send out bridal shower invitations
- Host a bridal shower
- Keep track of the gifts during the bridal shower (who gave what)
- Send out nasty letters to people who gave cheap gifts at the bridal shower
- Host a bachelorette party
- Wear a necklace strung with penises
- Attend the rehearsal and rehearsal dinner
- Sleep with the best man after the rehearsal dinner
- Buy the couple a wedding gift
- And anything the bride wishes, within reason
Ok, so there are a lot of those that I made up. I total did not make up the last item. Anything the bride wishes, within reason. No wonder so many Maids of Honor feel so put-upon.
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July 16th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
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July 17th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
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September 18th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
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