Sparkling Ice Table Decorations
July 23, 2007
Every day I despair that I won’t be able to top the ridiculousness that I found the day before. After all, how does one overcome the fantastical nature of rose petals printed with the faces of the bride and groom, or giant diamond ring key chains, or a veil covered with penises? I do not know how I work this magic, but today it continues with the perfect table decorations for an Arctic themed wedding: fake plastic ice.
Yes, plastic that looks like ice. Do you know how hard it is to find fake ice for less than $10.00 per 7 ounces? It is really freaking hard! Thank goodness for The Knot. Now I can buy all of the fake plastic ice I need to decorate the tables at my reception. Of course, my joy about finding a good source of fake ice can in no way match this product description:
You can set a glamourous mood with ease by accenting guest tables with our Sparkling Ice Table Decorations. Just scatter around the champagne station for instant excitement.
The only possible explanation for the instant excitement is that the fake ice actually contains LSD. Or Peyote. Or some other sort of brain-altering drugs. Or perhaps weddings bring out our most primal urges and our attraction to shiny object heightens to such a frenzy that we might as well be raccoons. Seriously, instant excitement? From some fake plastic ice?
Excuse me, I need to get back to work where I can experience some instant excitement by staring at some Excel spreadsheets.
Instant-excitement inducing Fake Plastic Ice is out of stock at the Wilton website, but you can probably find it at a Michael’s store nearby, where it is still in stock because it has been rejected by scrapbookers as just a little too tacky.
Topics: Wedding Decorations, Wedding Accessories |
January 7th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Those ice table decorations are beautiful.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:38 am
am totally buying them for my wedding, but hate myself a little bit. $120 on fake ice. my only consolation is that a tiny child might choke on a piece…
August 8th, 2008 at 9:56 am
ok, seriously, this stuff looks like meth…seriously. FYI-METH ALSO CALLED ICE FOR A REASON…
although most of the guests may not know what meth looks like, I’m sure there’s that one cousin somewhere in the crowd who you will inspire to make drug jokes for the duration of the evening.