Embossed Fresh Rose Petals
May 25, 2007
If you didn’t know of the existence of embossed Fresh Rose Petals prior to coming to StupidWeddingCrap.com, that’s okay. I didn’t know about them either until I started browsing the virtual aisles of Beau-Coup’s ‘Personalization’ section. It is the same place where I found the personalized wine box of awesomeness, which doubles as a casket for small animals.
You can get these personalized rose petals (fresh or silk) for just $125.00 for 200 black and white printed personalized petals. That’s right, just 62.5 cents per rose petal.* There’s a part of me that thinks about how ridiculously expensive it is to buy printer ink and says “Yeah, I could see how it would cost that much to airbrush some petals.” And then there’s a part of me that is sad to learn that women out there are dreaming of walking down an aisle of roses printed with their own faces.
These rose petals may seem romantic, but have you considered the customs of the Ancient Egyptians? King Tut wore sandals printed with symbols of the enemies of Egypt so that he could tread on them as he walked. Is that what you want to say at your wedding?
* Prices do not include a one-time set-up fee: $9.95 for custom phrase and $19.95 for custom photo. Prices also do not include Fed-Ex shipping fee for fresh petals:
Topics: Wedding Decorations, Roses |
May 29th, 2007 at 8:46 am
Funny! I saw this on Godawful Wedding Crap, a similar blog. Have you seen it? It doesn’t appear on your blogroll
May 29th, 2007 at 9:14 am
Oh wow, Godawful wedding crap is hilarious. I’ll definitely add it to my blogroll today. Thanks for the heads up.
June 23rd, 2007 at 11:37 pm
Hahahahaha….that’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.