Cheesy Wedding Favors
May 30, 2007
Unless you are a dairyman, dairywoman, Dairy Princess, or marrying in Tillamook County, you should not be purchasing this Mini-Cheese Grater wedding favor. Even if you are that into cheese, wouldn’t it be better to have the guests arrive at a reception filled with fabulous cheese plates? Yes, yes it would.
Other people allowed to have this at a wedding: owners of the Cowgirl Creamery, Rogue Creamery, Beecher’s Handmade Cheese (why did you not exist when I was in college?) and people who can say “Since obesity is the second-leading cause of preventative health problems, we should be replacing sodas with milk, donuts with yogurt and Twinkies with cheese sticks.” with a straight face.
Oh, you can say that with a straight face? Then get yourself over to Moments of Elegance to pick up this “unique” wedding favor (yes, they actually say that). You can get a 29% discount if you order more than 96. That’s just $1.75 each!
Topics: Wedding Favors, Bridal Shower Favors |
May 31st, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Here’s something close to the wedding favors from my sister’s first wedding: http://www.favorideas.com/shopping/prod/WBF-DAISYSHWR.htm
I guess it would be something nice for people who like gardening, but I couldn’t really see any particular use for it.
Come to think of it, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen any wedding favor I could really find a use for.
At my sister’s first wedding, they also had these cylindrical goldfish bowl things on every table, and guests were welcome to take the goldfish home with them. I really didn’t understand the point of that, either.
May 31st, 2007 at 10:53 pm
i need a cheese grater…just not from your wedding.
June 1st, 2007 at 9:38 am
@Kyle - I’ll definitely have to feature those favors. Thanks for the material!
@Candy - Am I not extraordinarily helpful? If you need an actual cheese grater, get yourself to target and purchase this OXO Grater
October 12th, 2007 at 6:54 am
[…] I know when I’m beaten. In perusing the web for today’s WtBIHU Friday item, I came across a blog called Stupid Wedding Crap. It was all there—the gender stereotyping T-shirts, the dumb favors, the penis necklace bridal shower accessories, the denim bridal gowns. Writes the blogger: Stick with me as I explore the underbelly of the wedding industry. I’ll be posting stories from wedding party members, pictures of truly horrific wedding-themed tchochkes, and figuring out how the heck to plan a nuptial celebration. Hopefully, one that involves as little stupid wedding crap as possible. And she puts her money where her mouth is. She’s funny and finds ah-mazing crap. So if I’ve not been confronted personally that week by some heinous tool of the bridal industrial complex, I’ll simply point my dainty finger in her direction and implore you to take a look. While warning you to of course partially shield your eyes first. There’s really no other way to look at these: […]