His and Her Napkin Ring Favors
June 1, 2007
According to Nuptial Knick Knacks (that is the real name of the company, I swear), “Your guests will be thrilled to receive such a unique and practical favor.” Your single guests will be especially thrilled at your thoughtfulness. What better way to thank them for joining you on your big day than to remind them of their lack of married status and get them started on the road to commitment?
Or you could have just given every single person a couple Godiva chocolates, which also come in a box and also come with ribbon and also cost 8 cents less than these napkin rings. Wait, what are your guests supposed to do with two napkin rings? Who uses napkins rings when just two people are eating? Personally, I only find them appropriate for holidays. At Thanksgiving it is a battle of class between animal-shaped napkin sculptures and giant diamond ring napkin rings.
It is unfortunate that this gift does not come in woman-woman or man-man ring styles. Sorry folks attempting to have a big gay wedding extravaganza, you will not have the opportunity to make other people uncomfortable. Another win for the sanctity of different-sex marriage!
Topics: Wedding Favors, Tiffany, Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend, Diamonds Are Forever |
June 1st, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Well, I’ll certainly be writing them an angry note.
August 17th, 2007 at 12:53 am
I actually saw at a church sale a couple of months ago two boxes of sealed in their packages napkin rings/holders for 50 cents a box. It was tempting to get something at a church sale that was new but then I came to my senses and asked myself when would I ever use them?
October 30th, 2007 at 8:30 am
Well, at least they don’t call it Nuptual Nick Nacks. Or Knuptual Knick Knacks.
I’m very, very angry, too: gays have every right to utterly tasteless dust collectors! Now, of course, they’ll be forced to buy extra sets to get the correct matching tasteless spacewasters. Or two couples could go in on two sets, and swap around.