Bad Gifts for Groomsmen
June 7, 2007
Everyone needs a business card holder/pen holder/clock. In fact, I really don’t have enough clocks in my life, what with the cell phone and the watch and the computer, I can never tell the correct time. Which clock could I possibly trust?!?
American Bridal to the rescue! With the help of this lovely $23.96 wooden-framed clock/pen holder/business card holder, you can let all of the groomsmen in your life know that you have no clue what sorts of things they really like.
Instead of this gift, you could get your groomsmen bottles of booze (wait until after the wedding to bestow that one), some time on the driving range, or a bachelor-party lap dance. Not that I’m condoning lap dances (I don’t understand the purpose), I’m just saying that there are much better things to purchase with your hard-earned wedding budget.
Topics: Groomsman Gifts, Best Man Gifts |
June 8th, 2007 at 6:55 am
Okay, this is shamelessly self-promotional, but my new book BACHELOR PARTY CONFIDENTIAL is certainly a better groomsmen gift than a cardholder/clock. Not sure? Check out an excerpt HERE…
June 8th, 2007 at 6:59 am
David, you are welcome to hawk your book here on StupidWeddingCrap.com.
BachelorParties.org sounds like the name of an illegitimate charity.