Personalized Brands for the Bride and Groom
June 11, 2007
There are a lot of people (and by a lot, I mean 8 in the entire history of this site) who are coming to Stupid Wedding Crap via a Google search for ‘Stupid Wedding Gifts.’ Now, if you’re out there Googling ‘Stupid Wedding Gifts’ it probably means that you’re looking for something supremely tacky that you can give to people that you don’t particularly like. Well, have I got the gift for you. This personalized meat brand is an especially dumb (or evilly smart) wedding gift for vegetarians and couples who hyphenate their names after marriage.
While I don’t personally condone revenge-themed gift giving, this brand was just too great to pass up. And at just $39.95 from Gifts.com, it is a much cheaper option than a crystal punch bowl with matching glasses.
If you really want to put the vegetarians in your life into a moral quandry, then give a gift from Heifer International in their honor.
Topics: Bridesmaid Gifts, Groomsman Gifts, Bridal Party Gifts, Best Man Gifts, Awful Wedding Gifts |
June 14th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
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June 18th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Are you sure that this isn’t for branding your spouse?
July 15th, 2008 at 6:52 am
Actually, I like the personalized steak brands for dad gifts. That is, my dad moved onto a former ranch and has become convinced he’s a cowboy, so he’ll swoon if I get him one of these.
Also, he once had to make a college rule about branding to avoid letting some students brand each other for a final art project.