New Husband Voodoo Doll
June 22, 2007
Unlike certain unmentionables (mini-cheese grater wedding favors, ahem) it isn’t the existence of this new husband voodoo doll that seriously gives me the willies.
No, what worries me is the supposed discount that you’ll get if you buy the new husband voodoo doll with the new wife voodoo doll. Windy City Novelties (on Amazon.com) would like you to think that you’re getting some sort of deal by purchasing two voodoo dolls at the same time, but it is a lie, you lying liars. Consumers could purchase these separately and pay the exact same price (though shipping might bite you in the butt.)
Still considering a Voodoo doll? They’re just $9.99 each and maybe you think the ‘Make us dinner’ or ‘Show me you love me’ printed pincushion areas are really cute. Well what about the sex-related ones? Will you consider sticking a straight pin into a doll-based representation of your spouse’s crotch?
Ok, if the answer to that question is yes, then perhaps you should let your future spouse know about this fetish. Do you see the look on this Voodoo doll’s face? He’s definitely thinking “Holy shit, get me out of this marriage before she sticks some straight pins in my man area. Nooooo! Noooooooooooooo!”
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