Archives for Best Man Gifts
For the Mobile or Cell Phone Lover
June 22, 2007
I admit, it happens to me from time to time. I’m sure it happens to you too. You know what I’m talking about. Okay, so it is a bit embarrassing, but somebody’s got to talk speak out. Silence is killing us all!
More embarrassing than herpes or incontinence (not that I’m plagued by either of those issues), forgetting who owns the mobile phone sitting on your desk is a disease that threatens the very core of humanity.
Thank God that the people at this online store that doesn’t even have a name realized the absolute necessity of such a personalized item and will aid us in ending cell phone forgetfulness for just $29.00 each.
“Whose cell phone is sitting on my desk?”
“Oh yeah, it’s mine!”
Categories: Bridesmaid Gifts, Bridal Party Gifts, Best Man Gifts, Maid of Honor Gifts | 4 Comments »
Personalized Brands for the Bride and Groom
June 11, 2007
There are a lot of people (and by a lot, I mean 8 in the entire history of this site) who are coming to Stupid Wedding Crap via a Google search for ‘Stupid Wedding Gifts.’ Now, if you’re out there Googling ‘Stupid Wedding Gifts’ it probably means that you’re looking for something supremely tacky that you can give to people that you don’t particularly like. Well, have I got the gift for you. This personalized meat brand is an especially dumb (or evilly smart) wedding gift for vegetarians and couples who hyphenate their names after marriage.
While I don’t personally condone revenge-themed gift giving, this brand was just too great to pass up. And at just $39.95 from Gifts.com, it is a much cheaper option than a crystal punch bowl with matching glasses.
If you really want to put the vegetarians in your life into a moral quandry, then give a gift from Heifer International in their honor.
Categories: Bridesmaid Gifts, Groomsman Gifts, Bridal Party Gifts, Best Man Gifts, Awful Wedding Gifts | 3 Comments »
Bad Gifts for Groomsmen
June 7, 2007
Everyone needs a business card holder/pen holder/clock. In fact, I really don’t have enough clocks in my life, what with the cell phone and the watch and the computer, I can never tell the correct time. Which clock could I possibly trust?!?
American Bridal to the rescue! With the help of this lovely $23.96 wooden-framed clock/pen holder/business card holder, you can let all of the groomsmen in your life know that you have no clue what sorts of things they really like.
Instead of this gift, you could get your groomsmen bottles of booze (wait until after the wedding to bestow that one), some time on the driving range, or a bachelor-party lap dance. Not that I’m condoning lap dances (I don’t understand the purpose), I’m just saying that there are much better things to purchase with your hard-earned wedding budget.
Categories: Groomsman Gifts, Best Man Gifts | 2 Comments »