Archives for Fashion Nightmares
Denim Wedding Dress
October 10, 2007
Solve that ’something blue’ problem instantly by getting married in this denim wedding dress. Sure, it might weigh a ton, but you have to admit that aside from the color it looks like 85% of the wedding dresses worn by American women. Princess seams? Check. Ridiculous beading? Check. You know, if you live in Montana, this could be the dress for you.
Also, denim is effective in preventing chaffing when you ride your horses to your honeymoon cabin. Oh, and does it actually weigh as much as a drawerful of jeans? Apparently not, one Amie rated it 5 out of 5 spurs and noted:
This dress was perfect for our wedding. It looks much better in person then it does online. the detail is awesome and it is really comfortable and it isnt has heavy as it looks. It made my day perfect.
You hear that? Perfect!
If you need a perfect dress for your wedding, you can pick this up for just $450.00 from Satn Spurs. And don’t worry about saving it for your daughter. You can just have it remade into enough pairs of jeans to last her from grades 1-4.
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His & Her Bridal Thong Panties
July 20, 2007
I love that the ‘bride’ thong has a little bow tie, because every pudenda needs a lacy tuxedo. This set of bride and groom thong underwear (yes, thongs for him and her) are available at the SummitFashions Amazon.com shop for just $17.98.
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Worst Bridal Fashion Advice Yet
June 6, 2007
Notice that I didn’t title this post ‘Worst Bridal Fashion Advice Ever.’ There is a clear distinction because I’m sure that it is possible to find advice worse that the tips I just found. I would somehow connect this to Schrodinger’s Cat and the core beliefs of existence set forward by Rene Descartes, but I haven’t had any chocolate today. Physics and philosophy both require chocolate.
What doesn’t require chocolate is a severe warning regarding a series I just found on FavorIdeas.com. The post started out fine, with an exhortation to think about skipping the fluffy white dress if you’re not a virgin. What should you do if you’re not wearing a fluffy white dress? Consider Camilla Parker-Bowles and and her suit. I have to admit that this suit is pretty spiffy and entirely appropriate for her. The hat raises a lot of questions (Is there an animal emerging from her brain?) but the suit coat is pretty terrific. She looks like she could be in a geriatric version of The Matrix.
That’s a compliment.
What isn’t a compliment to anyone is the series of awful suit ideas on FavorIdeas.com. It was the first article I read on the site and now I’m not sure if I can trust a single thing that they have to say. So, I ask of you, please go and read about the horrible suit ideas, and then skip them all and wear something fabulous from the Mother of the Bride section at Nordstrom, even if you’re the bride, not the mother.
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