Archives for Place Card Holders
Gown Pics
October 2, 2007
The search engine optimization specialist in me is cringing at the title of this entry. Gown Pics? Are they photos of gowns? Dressy icepicks? Toothpicks attached to tiny bridesmaid dresses? Sadly, the more implausible answer (toothpicks sporting dresses) is the correct answer.
These cute gown pics are available in a rainbow of colors. Each gown pic is made of resin and tulle. These are perfect for bridal showers as well as weddings. The gown pics can be used as seating cards, placecard holders, as well as favors! Purchase with or without attached favors items of 5 almonds, 5 heart shaped sugars, or 5 purse bath oil beads.
I would love, love, love to receive one of these at a wedding! Can you picture all of the redneck cousins using the gown pics to clean out their teeth after the cocktail hour? No need for private oral health care, just get everyone some gown pics!
If you really want some gown pics, you can pick them up at Weddings by Dezign for just $3.50 each with a minimum order of 5. And yes, that price includes 5 almonds or 5 heart-shaped sugar cubes or 5 bath oil beads.
My 10 year old self adored bath oil beads. And my 10 year old self probably would have loved to get a toothpick adorned with a dress. But I’m not 10 years old, an neither are you.
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Miniature Chair Place Card Holders
June 6, 2007
Wedding mistakes are an eternal subject for The Knot. That’s how they make their money, getting people to think that they absolutely, positively cannot live without the things on the site. FYI, if you do not have a professional makeup artist do your face on the big day YOU WILL GO BLIND. Unfortunately, proper place card holder decisions is not one of their just-sort-of-but-not-really-helpful articles.
Instead of useful advice, brides are left to wander alone in the place card holder wasteland, a place where you might end up choosing something like these little wire wonders from American Bridal. Well, just because The Knot can’t fulfill your every advice need doesn’t mean that Stupid Wedding Crap can’t step up. Here’s your advice: do not buy these place card holders. They cost $8.00 each and even if they are “the perfect addition for people who collect miniature chairs” they are ridiculous. Well, unless your wedding has a Victorian Chair theme. Then these are probably perfect for you.
Categories: Wedding Favors, Place Card Holders | 3 Comments »