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Precious Moments Cake Toppers, Part 1
June 21, 2007
Am I the only person in the world who is creeped the heck out by Precious Moments cake toppers? They all feature children partaking in old-fashioned wedding rituals, such as crossing the threshold (shown here).
And do not tell me that the little girl bride here is please. She looks like a wide-eyed deer caught in the headlights of child pornography. And the little boy? Well he’s obviously thinking ‘What the hell am I doing?’ Damn, all I can do is think about Warren Jeffs and those freaking child brides.
Do Precious Moments cake toppers promote child brides and polygamy? I’ll leave that for you to decide.
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